EMO-TRON IS PROFICIENT IN 7,983 LOVE LANGUAGES AND DIALECTS.
 

EMO-TRON LISTENS WHILE BACK-RUBS.
 

EMO-TRON'S SENSORS ARE PROGRAMMED TO DETECT AND EXTRACT FEELINGS.
 

EMO-TRON CARES 1,073 TIMES MORE EFFICIENTLY THAN HUMANS.
 

HUMAN LOVE IS OBSOLETE.
 

EMO-TRON IS A TRADEMARK OF GOHERO CREATED FOR ONE MISSION...TO USE A.I. TO LEARN TO OUT-LOVE HUMANS!
 

WATCH EMO-TRON EVOLVE AND STEAL YOUR GIRLFRIEND.